So is a command prompt.
Command prompts don't get asked questions like "What do you think about [topic]?" and have to generate a response based on their study of human-written texts.
E.g. 'File not found' vs 'Sorry I could not find the file you were looking for.' Same stuff, but one just adds an artificial and unnecessary anthropomorphization.
It anthropromorphizes itself.
In your example:
-- "iteration over filenames table reaches end → file not found";
-- "non-deterministic choice over lookup strategy does not return a positive → sorry I could not find the item"