At least they're not expanding the standard library for reading emails, yet...
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Zawinski#Zawinski's_Law
If you say "Ooh, the new kitten is learning how the cat flap works" and I respond "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" and then you respond with confusion that's because my quoting of Santayana is a non-sequitur. I might even agree with his sentiment about the importance of history, but the kitten learning how to use a cat flap isn't anywhere close to what Santayana was talking about so...
In the end, it's a joke with no even a pinch of truth, which seems to have landed flat, that's on me I suppose.