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If waffles cost $450, then $1000/hr wouldn't seem so unreasonable. Oh wait...

I should start measuring my income in waffles per hour.

Nobody pays me in waffles. :(

Clearly you haven't worked for a startup.

Waffles on demand? Waffles as a service?

If there's a growing trend for the rising demand of waffles, we'd be selling machinery to make waffles instead and ebooks and courses on how to get rich making waffles.

Waffles are overpriced. That's why I am introducing my new technology: Redundant Array of Inexpensive Waffles.

This will allow you to create high syrup capacity waffles from an array of lower-quality waffles.

Cloud waffles.

No, no... WaffleCloud(tm). As a mobile service. Syncs with your whipped cream on-demand.

Waffles are a $10b annual business in the US alone. If we can get just 1% of that sector...

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