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that's nothing https://au.news.yahoo.com/woman-caught-breastfeeding-cat-pla...

Yep someone's going to be getting a little chat with the cops for getting handsy. And at 7am for goodness sakes!

Update:

DISPMORNING. NEED LEO TO MEET THE AC. A PAX WAS INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING ANOTHER PAX IN THE ROW INFRONT OF THEM. THE FAS HAVE THE SEAT NUMBER ANDMANIFEST. FYI AND THX

What about appropriate, consensual touching?

They don't record passengers' handshakes, no

Guess we can move from ACARS to ATC in a little bit...

https://www.liveatc.net/search/?icao=SEA

Could've been an international (overnight) flight. Maybe alcohol was involved.

nope, flight FFT2407 from Las Vegas to Seattle, 6:49 take off, 9:30 planned landing.

What started in Vegas didn’t stay there, and got ACARS’d.

someone on loads of blow still in their blood veins

Yup. See also:

NO VITALS. NO MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS ON BOARD

https://infosec.exchange/@acarsdrama/114200787168449171