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I think the usual move is to buy some barely operating New Jersey deli chain or teabag factory that happens to be publicly listed, then rename it to:

Mvidia.AI BlockChain Deep Technology, Inc.

...and start putting out press releases about how you're planning to 1000x your revenue and uplist to NASDAQ, etc.

Deep cut of "Long Island Iced Tea Corp" -> "Long Blockchain Corp"

Be sure to sell chips and biscuits - but always refer to the biscuits as wafers. Then describe adding toppings to them as wafer-scale integration.

"3d-stacked intelligent layout of secured sticky elements for increased stability and on-demand integration"