NIH can't travel to conferences to discuss life-saving research, but these guys can travel (probably not on a GSA budget either) for a glorified photo op. Gross.

> White House spokesperson Anna Kelly told The Independent that the administration wanted to turn on the water to “prevent another tragedy like the recent California wildfires.” However, experts say there is no evidence that a water shortage caused the California wildfires, CNN reports.

Doge stylists wanted to let reservoir water flow to replenish forests or take some subway to hundreds of miles away. Stupid kids.

> experts say there is no evidence that a water shortage caused the California wildfires, CNN reports.

Why aren't people like this simply tasered? I miss the good old days right after 9/11 when critical civil infrastructure facilities had armed security.