Beware the man whose handwriting sways like a reed in the wind

The most accurate handwriting I know is that of a schizophrenic on Leponex (Clozapine).

Graphology, chart analysis, astrology, ... oh my gosh, do we have to put up with charlatans, to lazy to do proper work instead. I get it: working shifts, physically or mentally demanding work is tiresome, but couldn't the author spare us the BS and do arts instead?