When the company I worked for for 20 years was sold to a
muuuch larger company, people from the new company were telling us how they just finished a big audit from MS and they did well and they were so happy they came out more or less clean. Not just relieved they made it through a trial that some douchebags imposed on them, actually pleased with themselves for pleaseing MS is what it almost felt like.
I was boggled that anyone would be happy about any part of that.
I had successfully avoided letting us ever rely on any MS services other than most people's desktops were Windows.
I can't even imagine so much as letting MS or anyone else even in the building to go through our shit to satisfy their desire to know if any of our machines were running any of their software. I'm sure it's part of some license agreement that you agree to be subject to audits or else you don't get to buy the stuff at all but still.
I can't imagine being pleased that some douchebags have audited me and said I was a good boy this year.
As a linux user it boggles me what people are willing to put up with and consider it not only normal but even valid.
I'm not full Stallman and I will use proprietary stuff when I have to, and deal with it's terms, but I never even slightly actually internalize the vendors ideas about what I should do.