A crypto mogul who bought Trump coins is getting a reprieve on fraud charges

Cryptocurrency as money laundering bribes? NO WAI.

A two-tiered "justice" system on steroids. This case began in 2023 [0], where the guy was allegedly wash-trading and secretly buying testimonials.

> It had come a shock to them... no, he corrected himself, it had come as a an affront to learn that [Policeman] Vimes operated on a different map. Apparently he’d instructed his men to use the front door when calling on any building, even in broad daylight, when sheer common sense said that they should use the back, just like any other servant.*

> * William' class understood that justice was like coal or potatoes. You ordered it when you needed it.

-- The Truth by Terry Pratchett