NSA Careers for DEF CON Attendees
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I turned down the position for ethical reasons. Somehow, I'm not comfortable knowing that I helped facilitate the export of US weapons systems to foreign countries that history has shown us are likely to use them to bomb their own people, or innocent people in their neighboring countries. The fact that most of these F-15s end up in middle eastern countries seems to be standard operating procedure for the US government. Then, later, when the next dictator they propped up starts bombing innocent civilians, the politicians will act outraged "who knew that by supplying weapons systems to a dictator he would ever turn them on innocent people?"
Sorry, but I don't want the blood of innocents on my hands. Working at the NSA might not directly be as damaging, but you better believe that people will die indirectly because of something you helped work on. Do you want that guilt on your conscience?
One can usually choose not to work in a military-related occupation and probably not face any major repercussions. However, if one chooses not to pay taxes, one may soon find oneself without the ability to earn an income of any sort, for starters.
Everyone has limits to what they feel they can do in protest.
I don't particularly think it's all that great that childless homeowners pay school taxes on their property, but I accept the reasoning for it.
Even if that wasn't the case, the argument can simply be "why contribute even more to the military war machine than I already have to," which isn't at all an unjust argument.
This argument also presumes there's no barrier to simply changing residency of country, when in fact, it can be very difficult to get a visa, let alone a job, for a militarily neutral country like Switzerland.
For some anecdotal evidence, I worked with a guy who was a colonel in the Army reserve. He was called up a few years ago to head up a base in Africa. His mission? To bring food and water to the citizens there. The army was doing this because they had to fight off the warlords who would try and steal the aid that was being provided.
So sure, you hear about a whole bunch of things the government is doing that is evil, and I'll be the first to stand with you and agree, but there is a lot of good being done too.
Imagine if the NSA had intercepted the plans for 9/11 and been allowed to stop it. 3000+ lives would have been saved, and you would have never ever heard about it.
( Need I remind you of this? http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/ )
Hey it's challenging work! Just like devising new algorithms for helping Wall Street rape the world's economies!
It's exactly what a true hacker wants and needs. Tinker with your favourite programming languages and tools! Go crazy with mathematics! Help us rape the little folks!
"It's true that you must be a U.S. citizen, and you'll need a security clearance that requires a background investigation and polygraph. But ... If you have a few, shall we say, indiscretions in your past, don't be alarmed. You shouldn't automatically assume you won't be hired. If you're really interested, you owe it to yourself to give it a shot."
Transparency and trust is the most important thing here, not your history (in the non-extreme cases).
So willing applicants, don't let your history prevent you from trying.
EDIT: to clarify, the main reason it's being done is because one of the main actual real-life-no-movies-plot threat for such agencies is that someone will find something in your past they don't know about and will blackmail you for confidential information. It's ALL in their interest not to disclose your past shady activities as that will deter recruits from being frank with them, supplying blackmail potential to adversaries. Judge on your own, but if you were my friend I would advice you not to be afraid to fully comply with the screenings as you'll just do harm to you and your country.
For example, weed. If they want to prevent enemies from blackmailing their employees for past weed use. They should come out and say we don't care how much weed you smoke, we're not going to drug test you now or ever, we just don't care what you do in your free time.
The fact that they polygraph & question you to find the exact # of times you have done drugs in the past opens the door to blackmail situations.
Polygraphs are not perfect, I'm sure some people that work for the NSA claimed no drug use on the application when that was not the case or claimed to have done it a handful of times when they really did it a lot more. Now an enemy could blackmail those people because they would be afraid of losing their jobs if the truth came out.
As I said, I don't know the specifics of the NSA (maybe they do or do not care about future light drug use) but I would expect them not wanting you to continue any illegal activities, to a reasonable degree (continue stealing the office toilet paper if it gives you kicks).
Unless you're some sort of a world-level genius they would probably also shy away from evident extreme sociopathic behavior. From a reasonable human resources angle, not just security. Most of us wouldn't want to work with someone who released a worm that specifically targets thesis drafts for example.
ANOTHER EDIT: I really think the #1 concern for applicable defcon recruits is "computer crimes", not drug use. Found/tested exploits? Use bittorrent? Cracked WinRAR (and hopefully something else that is more than simply changing a je to jne)? don't be afraid to send a CV and be honest. That is all.
The threat is that a foreign nation will take over a DEA field office and blackmail you. "We can overlook the pot this time if you cooperate and wear this wire. Don't cooperate and we'll do an asset forfeiture on your house and report your kids to CPS for being homeless." In a few months you'll be doing dead drops for a Chinese handler and thinking you are doing the right thing for family and country.
It is not about drugs but the abject corruption of the War on Drugs.
Polygraph interviews are not anout ferreting out all secrets, they are about finding how hard it is to get secrets out of you.
Discovery of a "Potential to coercion" is the main objective of a poly. If it's all on the table, there'd not much that can be used against you.
Are they still serious about doing the polygraph dance? Even after all these years with questionable results and even the Supreme Court rejecting it as neutral evidence. I guess they are starting pretty early in making employees believe into made-up Security Theater mechanisms.
If you're easily rattled, even if telling the truth, the poly weeds that out.
You tout that as a "good thing" -- you've proven you can tell lies, come join our team.
What kind of people do you end up with in the end then? -- yes people who are tough, but also psychopaths, people who can lie well and can then easily turn on you and sell that $150M spying project to someone else for $50k.
What that means is that if you've been convicted of something you should point that out. If it's serious, like assault, you're out. If it's not serious, like exceeding the speed limit, and you didn't mention it, you're out.
Current circumstances are about trying to uncover anything that might be used as leverage against you. So having excessive debt means you're out. Being gay is absolutely ok, but keeping it a secret from your parents is not.
All techniques, from completing the application form to polygraph and interviews are about finding the chinks.
i've seen some examples that suggest it might not be as cut-and-dry as that. i don't have the url handy, but some time ago someone in one of this discussions linked to a publicly-accessible record of clearance decisions. the one that jumped out at me had a guy who'd been a drug addict and involved in dealing in the past--he was clean now and fully informed them about it during the screening, and was approved.
WTF?
What security expert would want to work at a place that takes seriously crackpot bullshit like polygraphs?
You know, they are only referring to smoking pot once or twice, right? Admit to running a small botnet or monitoring GSM calls and I'm sure your 2nd interview will be with the FBI .. not for a job.
This whole NSA/DEFCON relationship smells funny. I've lost a lot of respect for DEFCON.
I just assumed that they're trying to lure blackhats into submitting incriminating resumes.
I bet it'll work too.
I can confirm this. Though, to be realistic, I haven't encountered any conference or local 2600-type meeting that hadn't been pwned by government representatives. What I haven't seen is the active promotion of the very agencies that are working hard to put meeting attendees in jail.
Which is ROT13 for "TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT NATIONAL SECURITY AT NSA"
That is, unless they're intercepting Google searches for the decoded phrase, in which case, hello! Feel free to check out my resume, which you can find in my Documents folder, and I look forward to hearing from you shortly.
Not going to lie, I hate when CSI magic can work...
It used to be, anyway.
Less variance or more variance. But I think it really doesn't pay off (unless it's for high level jobs, think NASA, DOE, etc)
Also, if those 'human beings' are trying to blow up Americans, then I don't care about their rights. I have a right for my kid to not get killed while traveling on the subway. I have a right to not have bombs blowing up while out at a nightclub. Is the NSA perfect? Of course not, but it's a dangerous imperfect world. When people stop blowing shit up in the name of their deity, then I'll gladly revise my opinion of the relevance for the NSA.
Where's your outrage over Syrian and Iranian Intelligence and their tactics? How about North Korean intelligence and their wholesale kidnapping of hundreds of Japanese citizens? How about the Chinese and their operations in the US? It's a popular sport to pick on the US from the safety of an armchair, but it's quite another to address the reasons the NSA and CIA do what they do. I'm not defending all of the actions of those agencies, but I will certainly defend their mission and goals.
The fact that you can even safely criticize the NSA and feel secure that you won't be arrested is a testament to the freedoms the NSA helps preserve. Spend ten minutes in China and start posting messages about their MSS and see how long your comment stays up (and how long before you get a visit from a local Public Security Bureau officer.)
Your entire rant is irrelevant. Independently of how much you dislike foreign agencies, working for the NSA might also pose ethical problems.
Why do the Swiss have no privacy rights? Australians? Canadians? What makes any of their average citizens not worthy of respecting? They don't "export terror" or have large scale state-sponsored abuses.
Even though this isn't addressed at me, my response would be: Where it belongs, in conversations with Syrian and Iranian intelligence officials.
For all we know, they excuse what they do with what the US is doing. There was the cold war, then that ended, and without missing a beat military budgets kept growing. Now there's Al Quaeda (former resistance fighters against the Soviet Union, whee), and China. There's always something. It's propaganda 101, and they do the same. The game isn't "nation X against nation Y", it's elites in all nations against their populations.
"I'm not defending all of the actions of those agencies, but I will certainly defend their mission and goals."
But we ARE talking about their actual actions, instead of their espoused goals, so how is that relevant? We get it, it's not nice for drones to see free people... then just look elsewhere, because we aren't going away.
The NSA going against the Constitution and conducting mass domestic surveillance is a funny way of "preserving freedom".
By offering uncritical support of institutions that undermine freedom you are working against freedom and helping the US continue to move in the direction of China.
Please don't give them any ideas. I mean, I imagine they monitor this site already anyway, but why encourage them?
What would be really cool, would be if pg could determine if an incoming request was from the NSA, and redirect any such requests to youporn.com or something.
Now sure how you'd detect the NSA requests though. I doubt they publish which netblocks they snoop from, and I doubt their browser UA string says "NSABrowser 1.0 (Mozilla 4.0/Compatible)" or anything.
Even if it's just Ceiling Cat.
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In their careers page (http://www.nsa.gov/careers/), there is a comment that reads:
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But is the NSA EEE'ing the Hacker community, or is it the other way around?