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I don't even try to answer that question seriously anymore.

"I run a team of hackers. Did your power go out last night for 10 minutes? That was us."

"I sell hemorrhoid cream."

"I'm a small business owner. We make teledildonics."

To this day, nobody has ever asked me what "teledildonics" is. Either they already know or they don't care.

Have you considered the risk of ending up in an hour long conversation about buttplug.io and VRChat modding?

Even to people you might want to impress?

When was the last time you can remember being impressed with somebody solely because of what they said they did for a living?

A fighter pilot.

That would strongly depend on whose side they were fighting on.

Whose planes are unimpressive to fly?

somewhat tongue in cheek