The main problem is that I only win by having my extremely-stupid blunders overlooked and then spotting my opponent's extremely-stupid blunder, so if the computer never misses my boneheaded blunders and also almost never commits any exploitable-in-one-or-rarely-two-moves blunders of their own, I can't possibly win, zero chance.
It reminds of a reversi I made for a school projects: users liked it because the computer was so bad that they could win..
I was investigating whether AI can write a complete game of chess in one shot, I livestreamed that here[1] and the answer is no (conclusion: major rules are there, but buggy), but I was able to get it into a working state after many hours of back and forth.
The original implementation froze whenever a pawn got to the seventh rank, and allowed castling out of and through check (illegal), it was very buggy.
Iterating with the AI, I added tons of stuff like drag to move pieces, mobile support, and, yes, computer play. When that was finished (it is available at: https://taonexus.com/chess.html ) I had it make this blunder-free variant and it got it pretty fast.