Rock on man. The contrarian attitude reminds me of the “I Sell Onions on the Internet” guy
https://www.deepsouthventures.com/i-sell-onions-on-the-inter...
https://www.deepsouthventures.com/i-sell-onions-on-the-inter...
Would it be less contrarian if it was apples?
The WHAT. Did I seriously go my entire life without knowing there's a better type of onion?!