Show HN: I built a brutally honest AI resume reviewer that roasts your clichés

After reviewing thousands of resumes in my career, I realized most people can’t spot their own cringe-worthy phrases (looking at you, “synergy ninja”). So I trained an AI on hiring manager feedback and 10k+ resumes to create Lovelace Resume Roaster – a tool that:

- Roasts overused buzzwords (“detail-oriented team player” → “Congrats, you’re as unique as a white wall”) - Flags ATS-unfriendly formatting (RIP Comic Sans) - Suggests concrete improvements backed by recruiter data - Delivers feedback with snarky humor (think Gordon Ramsay reviews your PDF)

https://atrium.st/agent/lovelace-resume-roaster--pr6plpdroue...

Everyone dreads the “black hole” of resume submissions, but most tools stop at grammar checks or bland tips. You’ve taken a universally frustrating experience and injected it with humor, personality, and actual utility.

can't get your resume roasted if you don't _have_ a resume because you don't _need_ a resume 「(・_・)

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