[1] Gamma rays have a weighting factor of 1 in the gray -> Sv calculation, and the black hole emits them isotropically, so they're roughly distributed across the body. So in this case, 1 Gy ~ 1 Sv.
What if mysterious illnesses like fibromyalgia are just PBHs? Hmmm...
Aha! I finally know the cause!
Using Julia:
> using Unitful
> uconvert(u"W", Unitful.ħ * Unitful.c^6 / (15360 * π * Unitful.G^2) / (1.4e17u"g")^2)
18171.541554992324 W
This is the same result as on https://www.vttoth.com/CMS/physics-notes/311-hawking-radiati...If you slow it down to solar escape velocity at the Earth (the borderline of what you might expect) you get 42km/s which is only a bit slower than in the paper. This would mostly have the effect of doubling your radiation exposure.
This obviously is not a problem if you create a new very small black hole from scratch as it only applies to pre-existing black holes that are massive enough so that their hawking radiation temperature is lower than the CMB
It's like standing next to a campfire. Your body is still emitting thermal radiation in the IR, it's just that you're receiving more thermal radiation from the fire than you're putting out.