Unfortunately the CFPB is in the process of being eliminated.
I believe that was the joke.
Hey taxes are MY MONEY and I need that 2 cents back (so I can be scammed hundreds of dollars by corporations that no longer need to comply with the CFPB)
Payday loans are back baby
Doesn't the FTC regulate vendor-advertised claims about product behavior?
They do but I'm sure Humane has something in their Terms of Service about 'We can discontinue service at any time.'
Terms of service don’t override laws. If your contract has an illegal provision in it then it is not enforceable.