Perhaps I could, but I'm afraid to do it[0]. And I'd still need a matching certificate, and generating a one that browsers won't refuse to look at and make them trust it across multiple devices (including mobile) is it's own kind of hell.
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[0] - I'm honestly afraid of DNS. I keep losing too much of my life to random name resolution failures, whose fixes work non-deterministically. Or at least I was until ~yesterday, when I randomly found out about https://messwithdns.net, and there I learned that nameservers are required to have a negative cache, which they use to cache failed lookups, often with absurdly high timeout values. That little bit of knowledge finally lets me make sense of those problems.