I dug a little further and apparently there's an "obscenity" law that prevents you from selling sex toys as sex toys, according to https://www.houstonpress.com/news/opinion-yes-texas-has-a-la...

> Like Heather, she spent her time in Dallas lying to people about products to stay ahead of vice officers.

> “This was my first experience as a white girl from Wisconsin at fearing the police,” she says. “My heart was in my throat. I had to say with a straight face, ‘no, this three-pound dildo is a cake topper.’ I would have to talk around any reference to the body parts these were supposed to be used on. Even with regulars who I knew were okay, I never changed the words in case I got used to telling the truth and slipped up when a cop was around.”

Freedom.

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm

    (f)  A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.