I have Ben Lee beat. I've done the fastest violin performance of John Cage's 4:33, and I didn't even need a violin. I'll be calling up Guinness next Monday to have it confirmed.
Were you in orbit, on a high mountain, or something like that? Otherwise I doubt you have actually succeeded.
Well, I played it _super_ fast. It took 0s.
Nope, it just means you didn't perform it correctly and your attempt can't be registered. In contrast to the majority of composed pieces of music we know exactly the tempo it has to be performed in.
Well, I agree, but it's clear that Guinness did not when they registered Ben Lee's Flight of the Bumblebee.