I'm amazed this one isn't flagged yet...

I'm also amazed that things like curling, which was invented by a bunch of drunk Canadians as a way to have an excuse to spend even more time at the bar, now requires an international chemical testing regimen to ensure the participants aren't ingesting performance enhancing drugs (other than alcohol).

The fact that "sporting" activities are given such treatment is truly one of the great wastes of resources that could be cleaned up.