Donald Trump's Economic Masterplan

For any of this to make any sense, you have to assume that Trump really believes that American heavy manufacturing could be restarted instantaneously; but if Trump believes that, then he is such a fool that trying to interpret his "thinking" on *any* level is a category error.

P.S. The dollar is no longer "safe". Kthxbai

Trump dies and goes to hell.

After 50 years he asks Lucifer to let him go back to the corner bar of his mansion in New York for a whiskey, because he feels nostalgic and wants to see how things are going.

The devil accepts his pleas, but changes his appearance so that no one will recognize him. Trump enters the bar, orders the whiskey and tells the bartender that he was in a coma and wants to see how everything is.

-Perfectly! The economy has never been so good!

-Oh, yeah? And what happened with Iraq, Afghanistan, the gulf?

-It's all ours.

-And Europe, and Africa?

-Everything and all ours. After the covid19 pandemic, there was a leap in history, all the countries united, and they are all under our command.

-But what a good management! It's the best thing I've heard in 50 years! How happy I am! Well, I'm leaving for good with this gratifying news. How much is it?

-That's 170 yuan, comrade.