I guess I wasn't super clear, but anyone who's worked in the actual industry would have understood what I meant. And the fact that you didn't suggests to me that you don't have a lot of practical experience, or if you do you are stunningly aloof to the workplace discussions of your colleagues.
People who actually work in the industry would also be familiar with the fact that, yes in fact people who run funds with a half trillion under management can be stunningly unsophisticated and simply go with flashy new trends - like private equity! This has been commented on in several industry podcasts.
And again, your reference to academic studies in the financial field which, despite some people like AQR using them in their marketing, most practitioners seriously discount due to the severe problem of selection and survivorship bias, makes me believe you actually don't have any idea what you are talking about.
Actually you've said a lot of absurd things:
> Hedge funds don’t magically take your money any more than Santa Claus takes your money.
Again, people don't generally control what their pension fund invests in.
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[2] https://www.citizensbank.com/corporate-finance/insights/priv...
[3] https://www.dakota.com/resources/blog/private-markets-on-the...