How could I not have known about this gem for so long?!
;; Created: May 1987
Guess I'm one of today's lucky 10000 :)
No way this was a thing in my Emacs all this time.
That's probably why emacs meant "Eight megs and constantly swapping"
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I don't care how good emacs is, that function is too long.