That's just not the world most people want to live in...
Multi signature wallets exist.
Well... with a traditional bank, everyone knows that in a pinch you can just show up at any branch of your bank, present a government issued ID card and get your money. That doesn't need an user manual or any technical knowledge.
Setting up multi-sig wallets and actually working disaster protection however? That needs a looot of knowledge.
I made this exact argument in discussions with "blockchain" proponents, in discussions of why "code as law" was not good, and got near-universal, vehement disagreement. I suspect that you underestimate how many people argue it.
2009.
Why do I think that Spiderman has just schooled me on my age.
There's a lot to be said for pseudonyminity.