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I trained a CV model to tell me the temp when I stand in front of the mirror based on if my nipples are hard or not, and how hard or soft they are.

Ah, it detects if it’s a bit nippy? ;)

I like your thinking B)

if you set up your thermostat to respond to the output from your model you could get it to turn up the temperature by pinching your nipples

Too bad the EU will never experience such innovation

That's fucking brilliant!