// voidDB is a cherished toy, a journey into the Unknown, a heroic struggle,
// and a work of love. It is the “Twee!” of a bird; a tree falling in the
// forest; yet another programmer pouring their drop into the proverbial [bit]
// bucket. Above all, it is a shrine unto simple, readable, and functional
// code; an assertion that the dichotomy between such aesthetics and practical
// performance is mere illusion.