Elon Musk claims Tesla will launch a self-driving service in Austin in June

It's not about the product. Yeah sales are down and FSD might not ever work without supervision but there's always Optimus or the next thing.

It's not about what Tesla is doing it's about investing in the world's foremost expert in every field he has ever heard of. You can't put a value on that

Probably needs to say something to prop the stock price up.

Tesla sees disappointing fourth-quarter earnings amid declining car deliveries - https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jan/29/tesla-ear... - 29 Jan 2025

In May he'll just announce the new Tesla Gigacalendar.

Or possibly get daddy Trump to shift the US to the pre-Julian calendar, and intercalate a few years between February and March.

Not only that, but he was right about all those Tesla vehicles becoming appreciating assets, because they would transform into robotic taxis. Man, if only I bought one a year ago, just think of how much more I could have made selling or renting it out today! /s