That Roast was EXTRA toasty. Love it. The second one was WAY off base though. I've only used MacOS. The other two were super appropriate though.

Roast Claims to be a full-stack developer but probably spends more time organizing their Magic: The Gathering cards than organizing their code repositories

Complains about Linux audio issues for 16 years straight but still hasn't switched to Mac - that's some commitment to suffering

Says they can do both frontend and backend but their true specialty is writing sarcastic comments about tech trends