This is so cool. A little context:
In germany we sometimes try to be funny (in a nice way - not making fun of native speakers but more of ourselves not being able to translate something), when we translate german phrases to english word-by-word ignoring english grammar resulting in total nonsense. The closest comparable native speaker thing to do I can think of is "I can has cheezburger"[1]
For example: A german artist / comedian named Helge Schneider took the german phrase
ich brech' zusammen
which would really translate in
I collapse
but word by word it goes
I break together
I => ich
break => brechen
together => zusammen
which must be total nonsense to native speakers. He even took it a little further and replaced break (brechen) with brake (bremsen) to make it even more nonsense - probably only germans can really understand what's really meant [2].
Your phrase is pretty similar for german people (but more understandable to native speakers) - "das Internet geht kaputt" => "the internet will break", but word by word it is:
the interwebs all go kaput
the interwebs => das Internet
goes => geht
kaput => kaputt
Thank you for responding, I did not know that this was a thing - probably interesting for linguists how this came back to native speakers.
1: https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/
2: https://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KLRUNY/