Software Engineer KPIs: Good, Bad, or Just Unintended Consequences?

I'm curious to hear from those in the trenches:

What KPIs are you measured against?

Where would you rank them on the spectrum from: measurement theater > ok > super effective?

This was prompted by running across Adam Thompson’s 2018 paper about KPIs that takes a systems approach to measurement.

I’d definitely like to hear from other devs, but it’s also cool to hear from people in any field or role.

P.S. If you want to read the article, search "KPIs that break silos: more Goldratt Gold Adam Thompson" and you'll find the PDF.