How shut-down Bay Area tech companies ditch their fancy gear
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There _has_ to be a collectors' market for this sort of thing. This beanbag was at Theranos!
Which means it takes about 3 minutes to warm up and make its Willy Wonka-like noises before spitting out a perfectly fine document.
Believe it or not, wireless printing works just fine!
The PawnStars show had a great bit about valuing a hypothetical "Bill Clinton's lawn mower". Famous names dont necessarily make everything more valuable.
(jk)
Has a certain Ozymandias ring to it
Theranos: https://www.ebay.com/itm/146096029198?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid...
I would like to believe that this awful shirt was in fact an extraordinary act of subversion from within a once-great SGI, but no one is that good. Anyway, very much worth the twenty five cents I paid for it at the Palo Alto Goodwill!
There is some nostalgia there, especially from former employees. But generally the 'premium' is limited[2]. Mostly because collectibles have to 'connect' with the collector in some way, and outside of a relatively small community a lot of startup stuff doesn't really make that connection.
[1] https://www.electronicsfleamarket.com/
[2] I have a super rare jacket from "First Person Inc" the wholly owned subsidiary Sun created for Project Green/Oak/Java that has an embroidered 'Fang' (the Java mascot) and the product name 'WebRunner'. Only given out to the original Java team. WebRunner was the name of the Hotjava browser before Sun's lawyers chickened out because Taligent had a similar trademark. I expect it is worth over 10 times what Bryan paid for the logowear t-shirt at Goodwill (0.25) :-). It would probably be worth more if was Gosling's jacket instead of mine.
I thought Duke was the mascot. Is this some earlier mascot?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Duke_(Java_mascot)_w...
Vital part of the economy, a bit like fungus in ecology.
Their online listings for Aeron chairs are for more like £400, but that's still less than a third of the price when new.
But still. There's this inexplicable feeling that "failure is contagious"
I want it completely clean of bad luck, or I want my own fresh bad luck!
A bit stitious too.
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Very famously, US cabinet member Donald Rumsfeld purchased Mount Misery to live in. Even in the west this shook a lot of heads https://www.democracynow.org/2006/11/22/rumsfelds_mount_mise...
If you told me that chair had been used by n successive failed businesses, there is a value of n where I would reject the null hypothesis that the chair has no association with the business failing.
I don't think n=1 is sufficiently large.
There's also a junk shop, for want it a better phrase, just off the top of Brick Lane that is similar, it has office stuff but also way more general stuff too.
It doesn't even have a GM listing but it's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/CWDZ3goLKXeJb3eAA?g_st=ac
The mural on the wall is of the guy who used to own the shop. He'd sit outside all day in his car. I can't remember his name now but he was famous locally.
I think you'll have similar success watching Gumtree, craigslist, etc.
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Andrews Office Furniture - Old Street & The City 250 - 254 Old St, London EC1V 9DD
Finding this company shouldn't be too hard, but they don't have a nice retail location since most of the business is they bring chairs to you for an extra fee. However they always have a location and generally they have used chairs for cheap they are happy to sell you.
Although to be honest the IKEA standing tables are quite good, I own one myself (bought from one of those stores). Some of the ikea chairs are good but not top-notch.
Like their MDF stuff feels more solid/denser? I don't know how to explain it.
Yeah, the bed I'm sleeping in is something like 20 years old, has gone through 3 moves (plus one where it wasn't dismantled) and is from Ikea. It's a full wood and is quite sturdy. I guess my parents paid what was needed for quality stuff.
I'll take a startup that doesn't waste its money on overvalued furniture over the opposite any day of the week. Shows they're not stupid about spending money. I've seen the opposite too often to count.
You can get the Aeron after the money starts really flowing in.
https://www.osha.gov/news/newsreleases/osha-national-news-re...
My office uses the "Markus" IKEA chair and those are great, fit well with most people and only has two adjustments possible: height and inclination.
BBS Used Furniture Group AB Fridensborgsvägen 57, 170 60 Solna
Okay, okay, it's not Ferrari-red but it is a nice red that has not faded in 15+ years.
This does not sound healthy.
Almost sounds intentional by its common knowledge usual occurance. Taking the money of some clueless holder of money - optimistically calling themselves as investors, never as suckers for sure - and fraud away. Having a good life while doing it. Putting it proudly into the CV to repeat. Like if this is the original intent to begin with. To fail and skim the money while losing bad. Not really doing/attempting something beneficial and lasting in the end. That might sound scary - meaning they have to worry about being permanently successfull, balancing the sheet, react to adverse changing, for long, long, long. 'Starting up' (and fall) is easy, 'keep on going' is too hard?
A typical bootstrapped business wouldn't dream of spending money on equipment that wasn't absolutely essential because it pointlessly burns valuable runway. But when you're spending someone else's money and don't see this startup as your one shot—when you can always start again with a new VC when this one fails, and the new VC will be totally understanding of your past failures because that's just how the dice roll—the need to be careful isn't there, creating an incentive to live it up while you're flush with cash.
I don't see how VC funding is being syphoned away by fraudsters at all. Syphoned away by incompetence yes, not deliberate fraud.
The issue is if they don't create a desirable work place, they will have trouble attracting and keeping talent. Further most of the luxury items pale in comparison to a single engineer's salary. E.g. 10 engineers with cushy job setup, or 11 engineers with a very lean one. The former may be more attractive to the kinds of engineers you want. The trick of course is identifying the talent, IMHO and IME this is why most startups don't make it.
Pay me competitive salary. Allow me to WFH. Spare me all the cheap benefits.
But up to you what kind of talent you want to attract.
But often the company is either stingy or generous, and they view the chairs and the engineer comp as both things to invest in, or neither.
I think the big reason why this is so common is because the type of talent a lot of these startups want to attract is explicitly immature talent. People who are drawn to fluffy perks without realizing that they (a) don't actually benefit from them in any real way and (b) are actually a warning sign of what's to come financially.
It's just a matter of budget and efficiency.
Unfortunately there are individuals who do almost this. Their names do travel in the VC circles. Their goal is to get VC money, enjoy the funds and preferably fail within a year or so; rinse and repeat.
Spend 3 to 9 months securing the funds, be boss, leading lavish lifestyle for 12 to 18 months, while getting paid and have lots of perks.
edit: @lolinder wrote it better "..they're not trying very hard to succeed."
As a contrast for example, Buffett is known for high integrity. A lot of current startups on the other hand assume that integrity is not really necessary in business, based on the contradictory statements that are often made. I think that getting away with low integrity was/is only possible due to the tailwinds.
Overt fraud (sometimes known as "long firm" fraud) is rarer than you think, but there are the Theranos companies out there. Then things with very questionable payment structures like WeWork.
This is also why "qualified investor" rules exist in the US. People briefly got into cryptocurrency (ICOs) as a way round this, which really is an all scam all the time economy.
Well, that’s just a fact. But my theory is that this ultimately incentivizes the employees to invest in their own skills and maximizing their salary-earning potential, rather than making the business succeed - the behavior you’ve described here.
If the market were sane, I think VCs would be averse to investing in already-highly-invested-in companies that don’t have clear paths to profitability. But, well… our markets aren’t really sane or sensible in that way. Many VCs and managerial types would rather crack whips or institute OKRs/other MBA-type nonsense than simply make sure employees are both adequately salaried and adequately invested in the success of the company.
Generally, investors in early-ish-stage startups, that is those which are most likely to unexpectedly implode, scattering office furniture all over the place, know very well what they're getting into; they're specialist VCs who invest in, say, 50 startups in the hope that two or three will be worth something.
Though, the nature of the game is that sometimes, one of these will have a truly massive breakout success, by accident, and it will totally screw up their view of risk from then on, leading them to put vast amounts of money into things which could not possibly work. Looking at you, Softbank.
So there is actually a lot of effort put in to try and only pick only the winners. It's just the fact of the matter is that there's just so much luck involved, on top of being good at business and sales and product development, that, as an investor, there's no such thing as a sure bet.
That fund alone is over half a trillion so that's still a lot of money to allocate.
The "massive 3D printer" was liquidated from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Local_Motors - "was an American manufacturing company focused on low-volume production of open-source vehicles and other products using multiple microfactories."
If an investor accepted the premise of the companies, these don't sound like outrageous assets to own.
I assume the opening of the article quoted with that hint of a judgemental tone was born on the corpses of the others then. Those may have catchy promises too perhaps, without any hint of parasitic smell leaking out even if the hidden agenda was precisely that.
Its not - the entire Silicon Valley / VC thing was enabled by the free cash created by the zero-interest economy. Now that went away, and everything is coming crashing down back to reality.
He even tried making Aeron parts overseas to bypass Herman Miller but got caught by customs and had to surrender the shipment. When Covid hit he tried pivoting to home service to try and build a WFH office furnishing company but struggled to get it going (the scale was beyond his ability.) His business in shambles he quickly shut it down and liquidated his inventory in a week.
5 years later, a few repair kits ($35) have been needed, and a few backrests have cracked, but mostly been an excellent value.
In my city, one of the WeWork copycats cancelled a brand new lease at short notice in May 2020. The building owner sold a lot of the furniture at the front door.
Some things, it's dumb to buy them new, like optics benches and some equipment that's expensive to make but easy to qualify and calibrate.
In contrast, even "catalog" items from mainstream suppliers might have long waiting times if the supplier is a build-to-order outfit.
VitroLabs raises $46 million to build and scale the world's first pilot production of cell cultivated leather (2022)
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https://svdisposition.com/auction-detail?id=698
Featuring Late-Model Research and Development Instruments, 3D Printers, Laser Cutters: Phenom Pro Desktop SEM, Sartorius Stedim and Eppendorf Benchtop Bioreactor Systems, Perkin-Elmer Operetta CLS (High Content Analysis System), Molecular Devices SpectraMax iD3, and much more! Milpitas, CA
Triangle comes to mind.
From those places you could get almost anything, from a tomography machine or a jet engine test stand, all the way to each and every kind of electronic component of every imaginable vintage.
As far as I know, the ecosystem that powered it no longer exists. I got a sizeable chunk of my vintage computer collection there.
I take that back. Going through the place on Google Street View shows it quite vital as late as April 2024. Some of the places that had the most interesting stuff seem closed, but it really depends on the actual day of the week of the photo, as those places had notoriously unreliable opening hours.
Example: https://www.sfgate.com/la/article/los-angeles-sci-fi-prop-ho...
I just looked it up and it looks like they still use the warehouse but now sell everything online.
I guess that finally answers the question, "Would you download a car?"
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[√] Gets to learn about real tech economy
[√] Gets to learn about many different unrelated businesses and tech
[√] Gets to interact with people across many industries
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EDIT: Why did HN nuke my checkmark (U+2713)? I insert it between the colon and smiley, and it disappears when I click submit/update. !! Now I understand the parent's mathematical expression better.
Please tell me someone’s done this already.
Search around and you should find similar auction sites for NYC, some will specialize in government sales, some in private liquidation, and some in estates.
They're extremely user-hostile. No shipping, no weekend hours, so you gotta take off work time to go to the inspection and pickup days. The photos and descriptions are insultingly sparse, and the terms are egregious.
But sometimes you can score a real gem for pennies, and it's all worth it.
In places less blessed, corporate gear is either low end (The good ones get passed around internally), or the nerds go after it so aggresively that it ends up at a high premium
I bought a Cisco router (2514 iirc) and a Napster T-shirt when Napster went bankrupt.
I assume this must have been Makani: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makani_(company)
Available for free on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_hEja6bzE
https://www.troostwijkauctions.com/
Otherwise, perhaps there are local auction houses/warehouses in your country/region?
Buying a plane makes sense when it is your personal plane (and leasing your personal plane to the company is done - though the laws/ethics get weird) and you fly a lot. It also makes sense when you have several (though I don't know where the break even is). It make might sense for bragging rights, but generally your customers won't be as impressed as you think.
Are you aware that the tech company in question was Universal Hydrogen, who was modifying aircraft to utilize a hydrogen fuel cell power system? Don't you think it would be reasonable for an aircraft development company to own flight test assets?
Besides, the cost of that little puddlejumper is the noise. It's a 1976 Piper Cherokee 235, nearly 50 years old. Fair market value of $150K currently, but they have been appreciating rapidly over the past 5 years or so, and it is likely that they will realize a profit on it's sale. Rather than a loss if they had leased a newer aircraft. But either way, it costs less than hiring a useless new college graduate "full stack" developer.
Of course airplanes are always an environmental disaster. That doesn't matter to many people though.
Buying used but functional equipment and saving your start-up money makes for good business.