Don't Blame Sitting — Yet — for Shorter Lives of the Sedentary
online.wsj.com
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Step 2: sell tons of papers, products, and ads to the credulous.
Step 3: point out logical flaw.
Step 4: sell tons of papers and ads to the incredulous.
Step 5: profiles of the people who were influenced by the original story, painting them as crazies (or are they visionaries? You, the reader, decide!)
Step 6: sell tons of papers and ads to the gawkers.
Final disposition: People get stupider as a result of reading the paper than they would have been by completely avoiding it, and they completely dismiss everything they read, relying instead on their prejudices and what they heard from a guy once.
edit: I've noticed the successful garbage health panics seem to be structured like sympathetic magic (like-with-like, metaphors, symbolic connections.) For example, "Study Finds Depression Causes Death in Close Relatives" won't work, but "Study Finds Depression Causes Heart Disease" does. I think of this one as "Study Finds Standing Up Prevents Lying Down."
Step 2: start reading scientific journals and other high quality sources of information.
Step 3: call all of your friends idiots for not doing the same.
Step 4: begin to hate your life more and more because you can't identify with the appaling ignorance that surrounds you.
Pessimistic step 5: throw yourself off of a tall building.
Optimistic step 5: build a rocket ship and fly to the moon.
Final disposition: you are no longer a part of society at large.
Caveat: this will help you to inform the people around you about what you think is true, but it will work even better if what you are saying is silly and appeals to everyone's prejudices.
You need to have a background in sciences and a minimal understanding of statistics to properly judge the results - is the sample-size large enough, is it varied enough, did they use the correct statistical test for correlation - lots of papers out there are absolute crap (either unrepeatable results or missing mountains of needed information), published just because someone was friends with the editor or all peer-reviewers were asleep that day.
Note: Even the mythical Open Access doesn't help with this problem, as there too are editors deciding in favor of their friends and peer-reviewers gone fishing.
Every story has an interview with some expert from some university backing up the premise, because scientists are people too and some of them want their 15 minutes of fame like the rest of us.
Their job is not to present the findings in a balanced way. It is to present sharp, punchy, telegraphic prose that grabs a reader's interest and holds it long enough to justify the cost of the adjacent advertising.
Oh! And they need it done by 4pm sharp.
Conversations can go along these lines:
Journo: "What does the study say, Doctor Bloggs? Will people who sit more die sooner?"
Dr Bloggs, PhD: "Well it's too early to say that for sure. It's only a preliminary result. There's no full randomised trial, it's a meta-study based on a few dozen other studies. "
Journo: "But what was the conclusion? Does sitting shorten life?"
Dr Bloggs, PhD: "Well when the researchers controlled for known risk factors like age, heredity and so forth they found a correlation between sedentary time and lifespan. But it's only an early result, much more work has to be done."
Journo: "What does that mean in lay terms?"
Dr Bloggs, PhD: "It means that based on this study, people who sit for longer had a shorter life expectancy."
Journo: "Would you say that means that they died sooner than they otherwise would have?"
Dr Bloggs, PhD: "Sure, that's one way to put it."
Next day:
SITTING IS KILLING YOU SAYS DOC
Prominent local medical scientist Dr Blogg said yesterday that people who sit too much "die sooner".
"People who sit [have] a shorter life expectancy", he said.
His comments come after the publication of a report...
At no point has the journalist strictly lied about what Dr Bloggs said. He just left out that tedious fluffy sandbagging scientists always insist on and cut to the heart of the matter. The journalist here can source every word in the report.
Everything you ever say to a journalist can and will be published.
They are not your friends. They are not normal people who keep normal confidences. They do not observe social niceties or politeness in conveying what you said.
They will print only what makes for an interesting story. And that will only rarely be what you, the source, had in mind when you spoke to them.
(Not saying that's the true explanation)
I mean that's basically what I believe to be the case. Even if sitting is bad for you, which I'm not convinced of but which wouldn't especially surprise me, I'm sure that for many people the good effects of sitting can outweigh the bad, not just in school but all throughout life.
You are better off setting a timer and, every 20-30 minutes or so, getting up and moving around (you don't have to exercise strenously; just walking for a couple minutes from one spot to another seems to do it).
[Citation needed]
This isn't meant as a threat, either: I'd be quite interested in a comprehensive literature review of this stuff.
It reminds me a bit of the brouhaha around barefoot running: some decent evidence suggests barefoot is "better," while some suggests that forefoot striking is really the key. Expert opinion is split.
Source: I don't run, but I read an article once.
Just 10-15 minutes? Where did they find subjects for a research study that didn't stand for at least 10-15 minute spans during the day?
First, have you ever seen cheetahs? Even in their natural environment, they laze about almost all day.
Second, we are intrinsically lazy, and not because "the modern world has corrupted us".
Notice I am not claiming that our bodies were in fact designed to sit forever, but can we really declare it is "obvious" that sitting for a long time is against our nature?
From an evolutionary standpoint, it makes sense that we would preserve energy. Food wasn't always plentiful, and unnecessary calorie burning would work against survival and propagation of the species.
Do you suggest that is bad?
Move along; nothing to see here…
Just about every strong and weak scientific finding involves correlation. "Correlation is not causation" comes into play most strongly when a correlation seems assign causation to something with no clear underlying physical mechanism - leap years and stock market behavior, etc. But one could imagine a number of plausible physical mechanism whereby sitting could be back bad for one. That still doesn't prove it but it different lines of reasoning could appropriate.
When a study comes out that exhaustively controls for at least all of known factors that cause both situations being correlated, give me a call.
If readers punished the press for this then they would stop doing it. But readers don't, and as such the stories in the press reflect on what people want to read. And as much as people claim to be high and mighty, only want good news etc, they actually read all the salacious erroneous stuff.