Donald Trump wants to buy TikTok

The provision for a 90-day extension expires today.

"Social media? Naw, that's harmless. It's just a way for people to connect and amuse themselves."

"It benefits society."

on more debt ... wait, they could shove it under military spending via some moderately secret pentagon/CIA anti-anti-propaganda project

Nah, he'll buy it with TRUMP coins.

shit, I already forgot about that