"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

The headline and article language are from an Onion article - ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens - from 10 years ago that regularly gets re-posted[0] and even has its own Wikipedia page[1]

I get the sentiment - C is memory-unsafe - but I'm also thinking "you're free to re-write rsync in rust". I wonder if somebody has already done that.

[0] https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation...

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27No_Way_to_Prevent_This,%27_...

Related:

Rsync: Vulnerabilities

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42701352