Software Folklore
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Turns out the PCBs were shock/pressure sensitive, and the debouncing was just a bit off. Reviewers were getting really into their games and mechanically stressing the controllers. Stressed hard enough, the PCB would bend slightly, causing line level fluctuations and eventually ghost inputs. Back in the office we were just doing a job and not getting too emotionally involved in our playtesting.
Some new molds and review units later we shipped the working system. Percussive debugging has solved a number of otherwise intractable bugs over my career.
S-tier term. Will need to add that to my repertoire.
The bossman asked for an invoice which he wrote up on the spot.
It consisted of two lines:
1) tapping the machine $5
2) knowing where to tap: $4995
Grin
He was doing a complex operation and was young and fast enough to overcome the keypress reporting interval. Literally it was just someone doing something we didn't expect and doing it fast enough that the sequence got messed up.
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/index.html
and _Zen and the Art of the Internet_
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/34
should be a part of the school curriculum covering the internet.
While specific to the Mac, one wishes:
https://folklore.org/0-index.html
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/40492.Revolution_in_T...
was more widely read (and that it was updated with stories of turning OPENSTEP into Mac OS X), and if there is a similar site for Windows which collected stories such as:
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2006/06/16/my-first-billg-rev...
It ends up being a series of cautionary tales about Steve Jobs from a defeated and depressed Woz. Mostly about how he can't understand how someone can act so devoid of empathy.
The AI prompting business feels a lot more like the analog circuit where something being "near" something else causes capacitance or inductance without actually being connected.
What is old is again new!
We should have skipped this phase of AI development and just created terminators.
To me these tools are pointless unless they're 100% reproducible. If they're not reproducible, they create more problems than they solve.
Thankfully local models are a thing and the proper ones already have a "random" seed and given the same seed an the same prompt shall always give the same picture / answer / etc.
If they can't do that, they're the road to impossible to fix bugs, impossible to diagnose products defects.
Many who rely on non-deterministic models are in for a world of hurt that's going to make these post-modern of insane bugs look like cheap stakes.
I remember the details being that only on Wednesday did they use the freight elevator to deliver donuts to an all-staff meeting and when they did, the network would fritz.
It turned out that if you move a very large electromagnet (on the elevator) along the network cable, it makes the network go crazy.
Combine that with cable-pullers that rather than putting holes in multiple ceilings and floors in the cable closet, saw that the elevator shaft was a pre-existing hole between floors anyway, simply took the path of least resistance and hilarity (and a real hard network debugging problem) ensues.
Does anyone know when or where this anecdote occurred ?
I immediately geolocated this story.
But it ends up giving a very American feeling.
As with most Myth, folklore and urban legends, there is a part that is exxagerated and a part that might be based on a real case. This story is much more likely to propagate in the US as that very daily detail doesn't immediately give away that it's an urban legend.
The Pontiac in question was the car brand. Someone, somewhere, who drove a Pontiac and ate ice cream for dinner wrote the letter to GM.
Anyway we can speculate all we want (either about the location of the original story or about TZubiri's cryptic reply) with any satisfaction unless somebody has some new source of information, so have a good day.
...my fave:
0015 Ever change the value of 4?
0016 ... Unintentionally?
0017 ... In a language other than Fortran?