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It could be run by the government, since they're the ones who need to worry about demographic decline.

Oh yeah, dating.gov will really bring in the singles.

The government is allowed to hire a marketing team.

fertilize.us

Back in the day if you really wanted to hook up there were the Bachelors and Spinsters Inseminators Balls.

The burning cars and ferals weren't for everyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH_RWBSQ9ic