> Australia is basically the stupidest country on the planet
Too right.
> It's like the degenerate alcoholic who's willing to prostitute their mother for a bar tab.
Ahh, so you are Australian then.
> even if they are from their biggest regional rivals.
How is China a regional rival? Australia has koalas, China has Pandas.
> While Norway and the UAE enjoy the fruits of their resources through strong welfare systems enabled by a resource-driven economy
Australia also has welfare, high living standards, high life expectancy, good health, etc.
> Australia sold itself so hard its own citizens have to buy from foreign corpos.
Ahhh, so Norway and UAE have their own home built computers, TV's, and EV's, etc then?
You have some points, but you're trying to edge lord a bit hard there mate.