Party Squasher: guest occupancy counter for homes
partysquasher.com
partysquasher.com
I can see "PartySquasher" type technology becoming a feature in w/corporate controlled apartments. Mine is particularly intrusive (Park Place, San Mateo) - in that they also have all the doors digitalized as well as the entry into mailroom/complex via Bluetooth authentication. Just to make sure you have to digitally log in to your apartment - they also lock you in 120 seconds after entering, so you can't just leave your door unlocked.
You just know that this is absolutely the future of housing once private equity starts to dominate the corporate landlord space.
They did the same thing to me a second time with the bluetooth connection to the apartment complex - and were very passive aggressive about let me know how to activate the application. Initially told me I had "a problem with email" if I hadn't properly read their single random-sourced mention of a new app I needed to install on my phone a couple weeks earlier that I had instantly dropped into a spam bucket as obvious phishing.
I really hate corporate apartment management.
Very soon the norm will be to keep your phone off at any airbnb party.
My personal end goal is speculation. Each time a technology is discussed it's pretty automatic for me to think about what are its weaknesses and strengths, and how its behavior can be subverted or the same thing can be used in unintended ways.
My last landlord wanted me to sign a lot of arbitrary (and mostly unenforceable) rules. One was "no guests without permission". I read it over and asked him, "so if I have someone sleep over, you want me to call you on your cell?" He scratched out the rule.
Based on device count alone, we're partying like it's 1999.
I believe they used a combination of sound dB meters and carbon monoxide detectors to determine approx number of people and how loud they were.
Sounds like this thing is another interesting way to gauge similar activities, which is interesting, but I would shy away from calling it first.
Maybe 'unapproved gathering detection alerts you if too many cell phones are detected on or near your property' - I dunno.
"Party Squasher counts the number of mobile phones in and around your house."
> Carbon dioxide* detectors, people don’t produce carbon monoxide
Wouldn't smokers produce carbon monoxide when they smoked? That might be something they'd be legitimately interested in.
Minut is the example I’m thinking of. It’s a small sensor for short term rentals that monitors noise levels, but also “crowd risk”, which is essentially measuring the number of devices nearby in the same way that this thing is. It also has a variety of other sensors onboard (it detects motion, humidity, and smoking… it can even distinguish between cigarette and marijuana smoke.)
Whatever you think about this technology aside, this company’s pitch that they are the “first guest occupancy counter” is a flat out lie. They are simply focusing their positioning on one feature available in an existing category of products that have a lot more to offer.
I don’t think that I would personally mind it if this were installed at an airbnb that I was staying at.
> How it Works
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> Party Squasher uses the presence of mobile phones
> as a proxy for the presence of people. You start by
> connecting our small sensor to your property’s internet
> router. [...]Defeatable by airplane mode/wifi off/phone off, sure.
Let me use my device the way I want you f--- creeps!
I could live with that, but what really chafes my bits is how your apps can't get so much as an NMEA string without you turning the creepy tracking telemetry that pipes data on all the SSIDs and Bluetooth beacons around you back to the mothership back on. And having Location turned off breaks many apps for no good reason.
"this is why we can't have nice things," because of that small %
I mean, having your neighbor's place all the sudden turn into an unauthorized hotel is annoying enough, but it's be even worse if the hotel guests are also throwing parties. It seems like this devices is actually a conscientious way to try to limit those negative externalities.
A downstairs coffee shop would be a semi periodic flux of a particular size, a party would be a surge over and above that flux and persisting outside of coffee shop hours.
Again, pattern learning is only applicable in some scenarios .. but effective enough in those.
> Our service is ideal for detached homes, where our calibration (small, medium or large homes) lets the sensor distinguish between mobile phones on your property and those nearby. It is not suitable to homes (e.g. apartments) that share walls with other homes.