Does it come with people picking you apart, hatemail, unsolicited nudes, etc.?
Image gen on-device might be tough, we'll save that for the 1.1 release ;)
I admittedly wouldn't be the target audience for this concept, nor would I take up wireheading. When I see the huge success of Character.ai or the above SocialAI though, I'm really convinced there's a market segment of people younger than us who get a lot out of communicating with virtual "friends".