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Are you planning to add AI and monetize this?

Absolutely! Realtime data will require a subscription, which will also include an LLM analysis of the past week's data. I think one of the VCs funding my upcoming disruptive space station piss tank telemetry platform requested that.

I'm pretty sure I can also shove a blockchain in there somewhere too even though they're a bit passé.

More agile

You don't really want an agile toilet interface. This is more a waterfall project.

Make sure there's plenty of space to output those logs.

Boooo :)

Waterfall in a zero-g environment? I don't think so sir, Agile all the way.

Why not kanban? Stuff floats in the air on its own anyway.

Finally a real 3D kanban.

I regret to inform you that waterfall planning is often considered a fail state in the toilet development world (and a messy one to clean up).

I can however recommend the Spiral Model [1] as a lesser known Waterfall variation, which carries a heavier focus on risk management. It resembles a conch shell, and may require up to three attempts [2] to get your toilet development process correct.

[1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_model

[2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)

Thank you, this response made my day:)

Thank you for this holiday gift of laughter <3

Will you release the piss dataset for commercial use?

or will you consider a piss left license?

Will it be called the piss+ or the piss-pro?

Piss+ ofcourse. It sets up the zero-G defecation market for the much more profitable piss+poop product.

But the real money is in piss+poop enterprise which comes with SSO (single shit to orbit).

Can you elaborate on where quantum computing can fit in? We want this thing future-proofed.

pISSStream is already a quantum application as I wrote it while in a box with a poison gas system that can be triggered by the decay of a radionuclide, allowing me to be in a superposition of being alive and dead – technically the app both exists and doesn't exist.

I'm 100% certain this is how quantum computation works and am available for department chair positions and speaking engagements for conferences.

Sentient cat programmer: Confirmed.

That makes sense, but what if your service goes down and we can't get a hold of all the valid data? Before I invest in the $0/year fee, I'd like you to confirm that you're using the Blockchain somehow?

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