> Since the Internet seems to be full of people with way too much time on their hands, I would just like to kindly shoo away any C/C++ pedants out there. Yes, I am sure there are a million different ways to achieve many of the same results. Yes, I am sure there are some fine points of language semantics that could be argued about. Yes, I am sure you have a more efficient way of writing some of the functions.

> To be honest, I am not interested.

I respect this so much.