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Pronounced ass-fass-fass-tan. Their inhabitants are called asfasfastanians.

or Asfastafarians

In Elbonia as well. We are ready!

I haven't visited Elbonia in a while. Do you live near Weenus or Chelidon? How's the weather this time of year?

No, its a Canary.

If the message is removed, The Nuclear Subs have to assume WW3 has just happened.

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Uh oh

Codeword Ronald McDonald. All patriots, go

time to open the Box of Faith?

TRUST THE PLAN

I'm looking forward to a new supply of Asfasfastani war rugs and souvenirs sold at the Friday bazaar.