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Reminds me of the Aorist Rods from Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

Well there has to be some reason I'm not getting the "gigabit" speeds I was quoted.

You were probably quoted "up to" gigabit speed. Which means anything from zero to gigabit is acceptable.

Are negative speeds acceptable too?