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I still remember phone numbers from radio ads I heard as a kid. I don't have any phone number memorized apart from my own

> autoglass repair and replace, safe style do buy one get one free, dfs sale ends Sunday, ronseal quick drying wood stain does exactly what it says on the tin

A golem carved out of butter playing a trombone, an animated blue telephone, a puppy stealing toilet paper, Boddingtons.

Same vibes, different details.

All red wants to do is stuff his face! Overeating bad, according to that ad. Other than Milky Ways.

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!!!