Nice write up! Especially for people that might not be 'into keebs'. Decent explanation of what the buzzwords mean, and why they might be important to you. I also learned of the glove80, which I'd never seen before so that was a nice bonus.
Personal Note: I really wish boards with a 'thumb-ball' would get a bit more popular. I'd love something like a dactyl but they are pretty niche atm.