And the article has constant literary interruptions like this:
"I set down my teacup and put my face in my hands."
"There was an almost infinitesimal pause before ChatGPT chirped"
"I closed my eyes and contemplated my life choices."
"I narrowed my eyes as ChatGPT brightly informed me"
I don't know what the author is trying here but there is a time and place to use literary pauses like these and I don't think, this article is that place. The article reads like a weird cross between a rant, technical article and a wannabe literary piece.