Can we nominate? I put 5 points on 'Brian.' It's kid-friendly, and after people laugh at it they'll remember it because it's an unusual name for a company. It's very personal.
I think about names a lot. I'm too tired now to dig up my old posts about it, but what your existing pool all have in common is that they're trying to describe what sort of company you are. This is not what a name is for - a few companies do have such names, but they tend to be first-in-market ones like Electronic Arts. What you want from a name is stickiness. It doesn't have to explain anything: it has to provoke people's curiosity.
I was one of the few nerdy people to get the pun in 'Google.' But that didn't matter - the first time people heard the word, there was no way they could forget it. From your short list of aspirational names, I feel like your company should be called Brian.
'What's the name of your company?'
'Brian.'
Nobody, but nobody, is going to let the conversation end there. They will ask you more questions, and the will tell people about a funny little company called - get this - 'Brian.'