On the other hand, fellow food youtuber Adam Ragusea swears by the importance of heterogeneity. Optimizing for uniformity might not be the best strategy!
One of my favorite hacks for Ceasar Salad: Take a bag of packaged croutons, put it flat on the table, and crush it with the bottom of a pan. Repeatedly. Until you get a mix of various sized crouton chunks, gravel, and dust. Apply to salad.
I ate a Ceasar this way in some fancy restaurant and I've been making it that way ever since.
At normal restaurants, you can use the two-plate method to approximate the effect of pan-smashing croutons.
That being said, most of Ragusea's takes haven't aged all that well, some by his own admission.