I got the impression that almost as soon as they were introduced people thought the only sensible use of cookies is to set an opaque token so the server can recognize the client when it sees it again, and store everything else server side.
I don;t understand why it's a problem that the client (in principle) can handle values that the server will never send. Just don't send them, and you don;t have to worry about perplexing riddles like "but what would happen if I did?"