Effective Bird Control with Laser Technology

  Situation: birds are flying uncontested over controlled or otherwise undesired airspace

"That's ridiculous! We need to develop a low-cost laser based solution to track and divert wildlife out of a designated area!"

  Situation: a population of blind birds are flying uncontested over controlled or otherwise undesired airspace

I have no affiliation or knowledge of this company - I just think it's a very nice domain, blurb, and website UI design.

One button: "Solve my bird problem". With lasers!

Does this work on all birds or just the mechanical replicas?

(I know, a trick question, none of them are real….)